Jermaine on Jackiey and her musical bottom, as it made music all night long - "Oh my God. I've been inhaling someone's ass."
"They're saying I pronounce Dirk's name as duck," giggled Shilpa, "Duck Benedict. It sounds like a dish."
Dirk on Jackiey's farting: "Don't strike a match, we'll all blow up"
In response to Donny's "You're Dirk F*****' Benedict", Dirk says: "I rarely use my middle name"
On seeing Ken's package, Danielle informs everyone, "I've just seen Ken's meat and two vege."
"I can't understand your name," Jackie protested, but a frustrated Shilpa shot back: "It's Shilpa. It's not a sentence, it's a fricking name."
Carole postulated, "Her [Jackiey's] talking is, I suspect, worse than the farting."
Outside of the House
UK Chancellor Gordon Brown: "I want Britain to be seen as a country of fairness and tolerance. Anything detracting from this I condemn."
Indian Minister for External Affairs Anand Sharma: ''It has caused indignation, it is most unfortunate, and any kind of racism - or racist slur - is unacceptable in any civilised society.''
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